Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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