I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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