i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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