she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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How does one acquire holy water?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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