You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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