I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
