I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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