So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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