I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
