waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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