omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
why do cheetos always look like penises
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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