I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My vagina just clenched in fear
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