at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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