And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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