a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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