i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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