Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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