the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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