nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just want to make out with him forever
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
