She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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