And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
