rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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