"it" just moved
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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