butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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