Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
