pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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