i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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