oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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