Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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