awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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