Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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