they need to just BURY HIM!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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