jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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