I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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