I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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