Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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