oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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