Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Randomize
