Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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