Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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