How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
wow bdsm is so cute
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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