epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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