Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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