My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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