You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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