Sry I called you an 8
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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