On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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