I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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