you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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