What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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