He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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