if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Girls should come with a carfax report
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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